All I'll ever be is a disaster stitched together with good intentions.

tastefullyoffensive:

Artist Chris McMahon buys other people’s landscape paintings at thrift stores and puts monsters in them.

Previously: Artist Repaints His Own Childhood Drawings

(Source: etsy.com)

dizziest-daisy:

is anyONE ELSE JUST SO EXCITED FOR PUMPKINS AND HOT CHOCOLATE AND HaLLOwEEEEN AND SPOOKY MOVIES AND FAIRS AND KNEE SOCKS AND PUMPKIN LATTES AND BIG BLANKETS AND COZY CUDDLY SWEATERS AND PRETTY LEAVES AND i just started crYING

(Source: rrrick)

chapters-in-my-diary:

I was going through the newspapers today and saw this.


MY MOTHER FUCKING HEART EVERY FUCKING TIME I FUCKING CANNOT EVEN

chapters-in-my-diary:

I was going through the newspapers today and saw this.

MY MOTHER FUCKING HEART EVERY FUCKING TIME I FUCKING CANNOT EVEN

tobiasxva:

perrymdoig:

Just what you need to change your piercings from basic to baller.

😍

tobiasxva:

perrymdoig:

Just what you need to change your piercings from basic to baller.

😍

  • demon: i possessed you
  • me: get the fuck out
  • demon: damn...aight...rude ass bitch...i just need a place to stay my girl kicked me out and i aint got no money...
  • me: shit man, you can stay but don't be spinning my head like an owl and shit

sixpenceee:

KENNY: THE INBRED TIGER WITH “DOWN SYNDROME”

Pictures have been circulating the internet about a white tiger with down syndrome. Kenny’s diagnosis of down syndrome is questionable. But what is sure is that he was a victim of inbreeding. White tigers are rare and to ensure that the offspring would be a white tiger, Kenny’s parents were brother and sister. A lot of his siblings were stillborns or died very young.

But despite all this, breeders kept trying to mate Kenny’s parents. When parents are very closely related, there is a higher chance of both parents carrying the same “bad” gene. So there is a greater risk for their child to have a dominant bad gene. 

Kenny lived to be 10 years old. Kenny was described as non-aggressive and very friendly. 

SOURCE & SOURCE

I want to smush my face on his face.

le-fauna:

my girlfriend picked up the snails water bowl today and realised we are now the grandmothers of about ten million baby snails (๑′ᴗ‵๑)

these are albino giant african land snails and yes they are the cutest thing you will see today

Omg I want them!!